Chapter 5- Thanks Obama
So all dem fags came back into teh bat cave as Ivan paced around while eating a shit load of Tehurn brand chips.
Frida was dancing to What the fox says in which Alejandro, who was still tied up, was watching her like "Bitch that isn't how you sing it. DING DING DING DING DING."
Faggery, I mean Laggery, I mean Zach, who was eating the rest of the duct tape.
Rachel was watching him do that and looked at Robert. "Nigga I think you should look over at him." she said while she was reading Obama eats a hotdog that she managed to steal from Jade.
Robert looked over at Zach. "Ah si si si. I don't test on gey fggts who don't have insurance." he said as Frida and Alejandro were having a contest on who sings What the fox says while Darren dicked off in the corner from a ripped picture of Jules.
Robert looked over teh random data that appeared out of fucking nowhere, lol noob, as it showed the notes that Ms. Cacaneda has sent.
"Curo, how did you get that note earlier...?"
Xycuro was too busy playing GTA V with Rodrigo, being dicks and running over people with their boob censored tank in the game.
Robert threw a dildo at Xycuro which got her attention. "What fagguette?" she asked while Rodrigo was singing teh nigga song.
"Bitch how did you get the note hashtag fuck you."Robert asks.
"Oh, Jade jumped me ad tried to T-bag me but she then randomly gave me a note and was like "GIVE IT TO DREK NIGGA." and then somehow disappeared in her goatse mobile. I'm pretty sure she meant Ivn." she said.
"K." Robert said as he injected another OSU booster drug and then threw his Arcemides at teh Frida and Alejandro.
Why? Well they were getting
"ROBERT PLZ." Frida said as she slithered over to Robert and clung onto him, licking his pants.
"Frida plz." Robert said as he ate a fanfiction somehow.
"OKAY SWEGS AND FGGTS. All we need to do is find Jad and kill her by 4 20, praise it nigga, and then we kill Alejandro, lol gey, then we kill Ms. Castaneda. K? K."
Ivan said as he stroke his weapons all sexual like. "Shhh." he whispered.
Darren finished dicking off the poster and looked at the fggts. "Okay now what?" she asked geyly.
Xycuro then gave a look at Robert.
Robert looked back and was like "Can we...?"
Xycuro nodded in approval. "Yes."
Robert was like "YES." and randomly threw up a stereo and held it.
He then slammed it down and everyone was like "HOLLA!" and danced down to teh Oktoberfest. They danced Swiggity Swag on loud.
Rodrigo unlocked so many cheat codes, Zach was being gey, Alejandro was just like "H'REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!", Robert went over board with teh Oktoberfest.
Rachel was having a gey drinking contest with Darren as it was illegal but fuck teh rules.
Ivan grabbed a lamp and was like "MARRY ME NIGGA." and got married to it in 4 seconds. Wow, longer than Kim Kardastion's wedding.
SOME TIME LATER
Teh party was all out as Rachel and Darren were passed out, Frida and Robert were dancing all drunk while Frida was still licking his pants somehow.
Rodrigo had an overload of GTA V while Xycuro was under a pile of sour punch, enjoying its heavenly taste.
Ivan was past out as well and Zach was on teh fan, swinging about cause he's still a fggt.
In Ivn's dream, his parents stood over him like "Ivaaaannnn......y u so geeeeeyyyy. Stop being lazy as shit and save teh urrrnnnn- We meant avenge our deattttthhhhhss. We're talking like this cause we're geeeeeyyyyyyyy."
Ivan gasped awake oh so dramatically as he looked around. Everyone was being party drunk on Oktoberfest, except someone was missing.
Merasmus- I mean, Alejandro.
Ivan flipped his shit cause that's canon as he looked around.
He squinted his speshul eyes to see and slapped everyone awake.
"NIGGAS THE FAGGET ESCAPED!"
Darren raised her head. "But Zach is right there bitch." she
"Fuck you Darren..." Zach said.
"No not that fagget I meant Alejandro."
"Ohhhhh......then IDK." Darren said as she curled up to sleep, drooling puddles of Tommy Wiseau, Michael Bay censored for no reason drool.
"C'mon faggets lets go." Ivan said as he picked everyone up and threw them all in teh batmobile.
As they drove off into da city, they ran over some dumbass kid on the street.
"OH SHIT WAS THAT A DOG?!" Darren freaked out and shit her flipped.
"No it was some bitch ass crackhead." Xycuro said as the kid slowly got up.
"GAH! YOU RAN ME OVER YA FRICK!" the kid said as he kicked the batmobile geyly.
"OH HELL NO NIGGA." Ivan yelled all angrily and shit.
"OH NO YOU DIDNNNNTTTTT!" Frida taunted along with Rodrigo and Rachel.
"SENTENCE TO DEATH." Robert said, still a bit drunk.
"OOOOOOOOO!!!" Zach said as well and Darren just flipped off the kid.
"BITCH NO YOU DID NOT JUST KICK MAH BBY BATMOBILE. I SPONSORED THIS SHIT!" Xycuro yelled.
Everyone got out of the car and glared down at the kid and saw who it was.
"OH GOD NO." Ivan said.
"YOU FREAKING FRICKS. YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
"It's Sammyclassicsonicfan oh god why..."